BIG NO SALE!!!!

Phelgm's Dept. Store, located on the corner of Brainwaste and Thropp Streets, is proud to announce that it is NOT having a back-to-school sale. All that your child might need for his or her or its back to school necessities like pencils (lead filling and erasers are extra), paper, glue (fresh from Filstrup's Nearly Dead Horse Farm) and machine guns are currently NOT on sale down at Phelgm's. That's Phelgm's Dept. Store, proudly not having sales since 1915.