And Now, An Editorial From A Whack Job

(From time to time, we here at the Tawdrey News, allow people to write in with their opinions. After we get done laughing at them and ridculing them we sometimes even publish them. This is one of those times.)


I'd like to thank the editor of this blog for allowing me the space to comment on something that is sure to affect all of our lives. I'm talking about health care reform, specifically our President's new plans.



Now I don't read newspapers or watch TV--they're both tools of Satan, but I do listen to unfounded rumors and what I've heard recently made the hairs on my cyst stand up. Can you believe that our President, Al Jolson, has actually proposed that we catch and kill anyone over the age of 40 and grind them into a fine flour and in turn bake the flour into tasty snack cakes with which to feed children on? I couldn't believe it, but my friend who told this to me never hardly lies.



I think this is heinous! Its outageous! I mean, everyone knows people over 60 make the best flour! And why should children be the only recipients of tasty snack cakes? Hm? Why not middle aged men who frequent children's beauty pageants in their rain coats be allowed to sup from this life-giving force?



I think Pres. Sammy Davis Jr. should go back to the Rat Pack where he belongs and leave the running (and the killing and milling of the elderly) to those who truly know what they are doing. Why did we elect a one-eyed singer in the first place? Personally, I voted for Harry Truman at the last election. Oh, true, he'll have to drop the bomb in order to get those dirty yellow nips to come around to our way of thinking, but at least he has a comely daughter who can't sing a lick. And he is from Independence,MO, for corn sakes!

Oh well, just remember, they laughed at Bob Hope.

Sincerley,

E.J. Gobblsox (Mrs.)

(Mrs. G.'s views are not necessarily the views followed by this blog (well maybe by Mr. Tawdrey) so don't get all screechy and up in our grill about this letter. This is the last time we will be running an editoral comment. Oh, and please address all hate mail to the dead letter office. c/o your local post office.)