Well the E.J. Tawdrey Alamanack has arrived in my mailbox today and it certainly is a stellar publication, ranking rigfht up there with the Bible and The Poky Little Puppy when it comes to good reading. And is it absorbitant!
Ther new 2009-2010 edition is chock-a-block full of household hints, receipes, and advice for the common man. I see that the weather prognosticator has delcared that we will positively have some in the new year. And they haven't been werong yet, bedad.
There's even a full color centerfold of a bare foot, sponsored by the Association of American Foot Fetishists. They do seem to be gaining a foothold everywhere. 'Spose its because they know how to toe the line and steer clear of ticklish situations.
Our local stores have advertised in the new alamanac, stores such as Phelgm's Dept. Store, proudly not having sales since 1915, and of course the E.J. Tawdrey Co., purveyors of Tawdrey gifts for nearly 100 years.
All in all this is just the perfect book for those long sessions when you're alone with your thoughts, right after a heavy meal, and you have no access to proper lavatory paper. Be sure and get your copy today.
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